Wash Demotivational Poster
JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?
YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon
ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...
A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!
NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it
ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence
HOW TO WASH A CUP -
TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do
A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.
MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes
Energy Star -
LAUNDRY DAY -
CAMEL PISS! -
GEORGE WASHINGTON -
SCREW THE CATS -
THAT SINKING FEELING - Confucius sayÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Woman who sinks in manÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s arms, soon have arms in sink.
THE CAR WASH. - Helps more than you think.
WORD OF ADVICE -
WALK THIS WAY -
WASHROOM BREAK -
I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie
POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough
HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!
DEAR HAND SANITIZER -
GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
DENZEL WASHINGTON MONUMENT - SOME ARE JUST BIGGER THAN OTHERS
70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.
COME ON ALLREADY - go on! wash you car! park it outside! i can't hold this shit forever!
DOGS - How do you wash them
fruit salad Backgammon -
HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...
EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.
MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.
THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT -
IT'S OVER -
PERSONAL AUTOMATED WASHER -
EASTER - He's disappointed with how each person pictured celebrates it. Especially you. And if you're a woman, He also hates how muscular your forearms are looking.
HACKNEYED - Carl! Carl! Watch this... you go over there and take my picture while I stand here to make it look like that thing over there is my johnson! I bet NOBODY has ever thought of this. I'm so AMSOME!
TOUCHLESS BATTLESHIP WASH - Free with a fill up (8 or more gal.)
WASHBRAINING - You to done has government the what?!
SEEING IS BELIEVING - When you see it, you will probably not have to go to the bathroom at all.
THE LAST STRAW - getting rid of your flatmates month old pile of mouldy dishes all in one hit
WASHING YOUR HANDS -
SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.
HI TRUMAIN - We Were Just Going To Wash Your Benz Wanna Help?
DAN SNYDER - Making money off of Redskins fans' misery since 1999.
I'M JUST RESTING FOR THE MONENT.. - Before my mommy yells at me to get off that washbowl.
The ladies room -
NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -
START OVER -
Young & Old -
MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth
Dead Poet's Society -
Cat Wisdom -
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.
DOING TIME -
TUNNELING - In real life it can prove your courage. On the internet it proves you're a douche bag.
VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!
The Legend Lives On -
FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.
DISCIPLINE - Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost
TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....
AUTOWASH - Now with clingfilm
National Treasures -
Laundry Day -
DOUCHE FOR MEN - The Complete Pussification of the American Male
OH FEY - Trent Williams, was in involved in a Bar-Room Brawl during the Pro-Bowl. Witnesses described him as a Cyborg Terminator, as they pounded him with Champagne bottles and a Taser,and he wouldn’t go down.