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Wash Demotivational Poster

JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?

TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

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Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press buttons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling cocky...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...

YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon

TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...

TAGS: happy birthday comlimentary car wash
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:10 am
very clean headlights


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....

A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!

NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it

ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence


TAGS: wash cup two three fingers
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 25, 2011, 2:57 pm
lol... i wonder how you wash a pot.

TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do

TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!

A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.

TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!

MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes

Energy Star -


TAGS: wash rinse repeat shorts cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 13, 2011, 11:05 am
Oh my gosh! A cordless screwdriver set from Black & Decker!!!!1111
Tarapin - April 11, 2011, 8:50 pm
Hmmm...I must be doing it wrong. Wash one load, the dry it, then stuff it in the basket with the last couple of loads I washed...then walk away.


TAGS: urine camel wash
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hinoron - March 28, 2012, 12:59 pm
That's true. H2O doesn't kill bacteria. (That said, I still wouldn't do this myself. :P)
Derek - January 6, 2011, 3:21 pm
No, not quite.



TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!

THAT SINKING FEELING - Confucius say… Woman who sinks in man’s arms, soon have arms in sink.

TAGS: woman washing up
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:15 pm


THE CAR WASH. - Helps more than you think.




TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie

TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings

POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough

HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....

Marketing -

TAGS: washer fluids
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2015, 8:33 am
I keep the green shyt handy, in case I run into ice...of which I also keep handy (the melon, I owe the melon)
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:12 pm
Sho...what frickin' hands you bloody duck!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:10 pm
Sadly, I know all to 5L well each one of those products and yes, their uses as described ;(
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:02 am
Nice poke, Greeny!


GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."

TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


TAGS: washinton monument
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sivark - May 17, 2011, 1:56 pm
LOL I saw that episode of Family Guy last night.

70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.

TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Damn! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd

COME ON ALLREADY - go on! wash you car! park it outside! i can't hold this shit forever!

TAGS: seagull shit car wash rnr
Rating: 2.78/5

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Scorpio7 - December 24, 2008, 3:00 pm
"Allready?" No such word, Pilgrim...

DOGS - How do you wash them

Dishwashers -

TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.

fruit salad Backgammon -

TAGS: must wash hands now again
Rating: 4.76/5

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GaryO - June 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Amen brother Bobb
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:24 pm
Yer never too old to play with yer food
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:47 am
Ah, but the spoon would get lonely if it’s face was pointed the other way…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - May 15, 2013, 4:54 am
5 equally spaced lined-up left to right Lions (I let the upside down spoon slide)


HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.

EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.

MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.

THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.



TAGS: metallica washed up tapped out put a fork in em
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:36 pm
Cliff Burton was good, but some of their best songs are from the 1990-2005 era..
twistedone - February 9, 2010, 8:00 am
These guys were done when Cliff Burton passed away! Even the logo on this poster looks tired!
culos - February 9, 2010, 6:05 am
Watch it Moo+ or you'll get done for Geriatric Discrimination!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:00 am
Yeag, It was so cool when they rolled out in their wheelchairs and Rocked "seek and destroy"
PRein - February 9, 2010, 4:53 am
hey hey .. last years Metallica concert was awesome ! Nothing's wrong with them -_-
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 1:36 am
I'm sure you meant "never" and "fuck".....please stop spelling like a 13 year old girl.
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:32 am
DETH MAGNETIC was the best album i neva gave a frik about it! but the tee shirts were cool.
Cloudchaser - February 8, 2010, 11:54 pm
Subby just doesn't like it that the Metallica he first liked are trying to keep it fresh instead of being stale and never changing
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
My buddy won the tickets with my help so it was free and there was like 5 merch tables. and DAMN! is Gene Simons old!
Fatt Matt - February 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
I hope it was a free concert... how big was the merch table? Did they have to rent a whole other building to try and peddle their crap?
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMFAO! i though that just after i went to a kiss concert


EASTER - He's disappointed with how each person pictured celebrates it. Especially you. And if you're a woman, He also hates how muscular your forearms are looking.

HACKNEYED - Carl! Carl! Watch this... you go over there and take my picture while I stand here to make it look like that thing over there is my johnson! I bet NOBODY has ever thought of this. I'm so AMSOME!

TOUCHLESS BATTLESHIP WASH - Free with a fill up (8 or more gal.)

TAGS: atomic blast batlle ship navy wash free
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
In 74957 you can see one of the bloody battleships turned vertical

WASHBRAINING - You to done has government the what?!

SEEING IS BELIEVING - When you see it, you will probably not have to go to the bathroom at all.

TAGS: motifake shit brick washington ufo atomic dinosaur
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Bob Chin - November 12, 2008, 10:43 am
Wait just a second... Is that Barack Obama a few steps back? Are they at the Lincoln Memorial? Free at last, free at last GGA Free pas to the White House
Agamemnon218 - August 30, 2008, 2:58 am
I'm not sure, but the guy in front is certainly proud of those slacks he's wearing...
Shtoink - July 17, 2008, 12:16 am
only really interesting part of this is the T Rex in the parking lot... was jesus trying to ride one of those instead of a raptor?

THE LAST STRAW - getting rid of your flatmates month old pile of mouldy dishes all in one hit


SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.

HI TRUMAIN - We Were Just Going To Wash Your Benz Wanna Help?

DAN SNYDER - Making money off of Redskins fans' misery since 1999.

I'M JUST RESTING FOR THE MONENT.. - Before my mommy yells at me to get off that washbowl.

TAGS: kitty cat washbowl
Rating: 2/5

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GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:49 pm
woody, the spelling nazi bait joke was 2 days ago, but I like your pic. 4L for effort

reality -

The ladies room -

TAGS: washroom restroom bathroom mirror sink
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:12 pm
Well…………..now I’m ruined. ‘fix my hair’……sheeesh.
Greeny - October 27, 2013, 8:57 pm
And here I thought the air of mystique was from pink walls

NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -

blech -

Housework -


TAGS: ebola virus hands wash
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2014, 7:33 pm
Not sure it matters when you're eating taco bell.


Young & Old -

TAGS: suffering puppies car wash plugged drain
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - February 27, 2014, 6:53 pm
Woohoo! That's cold! Fifteen bucks? I hope you got hot wax for that price. 8D
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 9:01 am
OH! WOOF!! (day; made)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2014, 8:57 am

is it wrong that i lol'd....hard?

MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth

Dead Poet's Society -

Cat Wisdom -

TAGS: wash
Rating: 4.13/5

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DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.


TAGS: denial batman kombat mouthwash
Rating: 3.52/5

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boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 2:03 am
and blue
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:42 am
And Sub-Zero, your balls are cold.


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeliene korean washy washy 1
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
thank you random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 3:25 pm
Nice one GS


TUNNELING - In real life it can prove your courage. On the internet it proves you're a douche bag.

TAGS: and chuck norris is a washed up has been
Rating: 3.17/5

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Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
Sweeeet! I wet myself a little looking at that drill. Crazy.
... - July 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Amen...Tunnels suck!!!!!!
Cubbyfan - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
Tunneling, you're doing it right! LOL
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:44 pm
You've got my 5 TTH.

VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!

TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am
Top notch!!

The Legend Lives On -

FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.

DISCIPLINE - Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost

TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....

TAGS: gay pride march washington dc lady ga ga security
Rating: 2.45/5

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Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:13 am
See how much closer you can get morons?

AUTOWASH - Now with clingfilm

TAGS: clingfilm fifth element autowash
Rating: 1.67/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:58 pm
You're missing the 5th element...for a 5.
Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:48 pm
...Attempting to give a shit... ... ... ... Attempt failed!
aPauling - September 11, 2008, 1:33 pm
I love The Fifth Element because it had a lot of funny and original content. This motifake lacks both.

Patience -

Rednecks -

TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L

National Treasures -

TAGS: washington d c hospital capitol whitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 12:06 pm
That's terrible!!!!!! LUV IT ROTFL! 5L Everything's covered---somebody woke up on the conservative side of the bed this morning----

Laundry Day -

TAGS: calendar poster laundry day washer dryer update
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2016, 5:38 pm
Thanks crotchety...but you're still doing your own laundry
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 12, 2016, 12:44 pm
What the heck?!? That is so funny - wrong - but funny. 5 loads of laundry.

Swords -

DOUCHE FOR MEN - The Complete Pussification of the American Male

OH FEY - Trent Williams, was in involved in a Bar-Room Brawl during the Pro-Bowl. Witnesses described him as a Cyborg Terminator, as they pounded him with Champagne bottles and a Taser,and he wouldn’t go down.